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We are more alike than I thougtht, other than the similarity of our wifes... |
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__________________ Don Gelles, Preacher, Church of Christ in Hyde Park Austin, Texas www.hydeparkcoc.org Last edited by Don Gelles; 05-23-08 at 03:35 PM. Reason: spelling |
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__________________ For there is one God, and one mediator also between God and men, the man Christ Jesus. 1 Tim 2:5 (U-NASB) |
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__________________ --Laura O Lord, I know the way of man is not in himself; It is not in man who walks to direct his own steps. Jeremiah 10:23 (NKJV) |
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__________________ "My little children, let us not love in word, neither in tongue; but in deed and in truth. And hereby we know that we are of the truth, and shall assure our hearts before him." 1 John 3:18-19 The church of Christ at Granby |
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__________________ For there is one God, and one mediator also between God and men, the man Christ Jesus. 1 Tim 2:5 (U-NASB) |
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Question: Is it sinful to eat you child's pet? ![]() If I did, I would at least have to have some moores marinade or bbq sauce with it... I was told once by a Vietnamese man who was an English language student of mine, that white dog was best. He was dead serious... |
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| Re: Don Gelles Well...being a preacher times can get a little tough so you do what you have to to feed the family!
__________________ Don Gelles, Preacher, Church of Christ in Hyde Park Austin, Texas www.hydeparkcoc.org |
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A couple of years ago in Las Cruces, NM, they arrested this man who ate his cat. Evidently his neighbors witnessed him killing has cat, then cleaning him, and then he put the cat on the bar-b-que grill and cooked him. Upon his arrest he told the police that he was out of a job, hungry, and no money so he decided to eat his cat. As he said, “It was my cat, I did not steal him. What did I do wrong?” Poor guy, never did hear how that turned out? |
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__________________ For there is one God, and one mediator also between God and men, the man Christ Jesus. 1 Tim 2:5 (U-NASB) |
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| Re: Don Gelles I would have to admit (Amy will verify) that I will (and have) eat a lot of things, but my beagles are not on the list. As long as I have my beagles and my gun hopefully we can hunt something to eat. Although Amy would have to really hungry to eat whatever I might bring home. I can not even get her taste rabbit and I don't understand why. |
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Probably in tacos. Everybody knows that taco spelled backwards is "o cat." ![]() |
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__________________ Don Gelles, Preacher, Church of Christ in Hyde Park Austin, Texas www.hydeparkcoc.org |
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That reminds me of a story. I was working a seismic job a few years ago on a prison in Texas. I can't remember the name of it right now but it was one of those working prison farms. Anyway they raised hogs and the prisoners would turn them loose from time to time and they would go feral. These ole hogs were ornery too. Anyway, a seismograph machine used to monitor blast vibrations had been set up to monitor a blast at a windmill way out in the back woods of the penitentiary property. It was the end of the day and the battery in my radio was almost dead. I could hear but I couldn't transmit. We had all been warned about the feral hogs and stay away from them. I was out there to collect the seismograph and bring it in. Anyway, I couldn't get my pickup close to the windmill because of all the underbrush so I had to hike a small distance. As I was hiking through the brush, almost dark with a weak battery in my radio I glanced down and saw a tiny little piglet walking ahead of me in the trail. The little fella couldn't'a been more'n a half a pound and he was skinny. So.... I reached down and grabbed the cute little fella and picked him up. That itty bitty piggie sure could squeeel and that is exactly what he did. And loud too. About that time I thought "uh oh, where's mamma?" about the same time I realized I was a few yards away from the safety of my pickup.... Not good!!! I heard the deepest most ominous grunt from a pig I have heard in my life just off to my side a little bit, and I heard the brush crashing as she came to investigate why her little baby was throwin such a fit. Remember it was gettin dark. It did not take me very long to pet the baby pig. I was done with him pretty quickly and put him back on the ground where I found him and he shut up but the underbrush kept crashin and it was gettin louder real fast. Mamma was movin fast and she meant business. I decided the seismograph could wait and I made a fast dash to my pickup and jumped over the side into the bed of it. I never saw mamma pig, but she tromped around just out of site makin noise and breaking brush... Big brush,,,,, blowin snot and grunting for quite some time while I waited her out in the back of my truck. I figgered the size of the pig to be in direct proportion to all the noise she was makin'..... Dead battery in the radio. I could hear them talking about me. David hasn't checked in yet, where's David? I couldn't get my radio to transmit good enough for them to pick me up, believe me, I tried. Big brush breakin = big mad pig.... I wasn't about to get outta the back of that truck with all that goin on. I remember thinkin while I set in the back of my truck waiting for either the pig to give it up or for the crew to come find me that it sure would be nice to be home and not out in the back 40 of the Darrington State Prison with the wild hogs after dark, settin on the toolbox in the back of my pickup swattin skeeters. Eventually the old grumpy sow collected her noisy piglet and left and I got down out of the back of my pickup and went and got that seismograph. That was funny too. It was under an old windmill. I kept thinking the sow was gonna charge me in the dark and my plan was to race her to the windmill and climb it if I had to then race her back to my truck afterwards. I was a lot younger then and alot more capable of a sprinter. Should that happen now, and, were I stupid enough to pick the piglet up, I'd probably stretch out in the back of my truck and go to sleep.
__________________ "My little children, let us not love in word, neither in tongue; but in deed and in truth. And hereby we know that we are of the truth, and shall assure our hearts before him." 1 John 3:18-19 The church of Christ at Granby |
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Now that is a great story...I noticed you did not throw pearls at it. You did the right thing, RUN! ![]() |