A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog.
Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must
also be a Baptist. They visited kennel after kennel and
explained their needs.

Finally, they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had
just the dog they wanted. The owner brought the dog to meet
the pastor and his wife.

'Fetch the Bible,' he commanded. The dog bounded to the
bookshelf, scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and
brought it to the owner.

'Now find Psalm 23,' he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible
to the floor and -- showing marvelous dexterity with his
paws -- leafed through the book, found the correct passage,
and pointed to it with his paw.

The pastor and his wife were so impressed that they
purchased the dog.

That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The
pastor and his wife began to show off the dog by having him
locate several Bible verses. The visitors were very
impressed.

One man asked, 'Can he do regular dog tricks, too?'

I haven't tried yet,' the pastor replied. He pointed his
finger at the dog and commanded, 'HEEL!' The dog immediately
jumped on a chair, placed one paw on the pastor's forehead
and began to howl.

The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, 'Good grief!
He's Pentecostal!'

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In Christ,
brother Sonnie

That was good!