Before you start... this is a great optical illusion... stare at the picture for about 15 seconds or so and you will see a giraffe.



The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult.

Answer one question... look at the answer and then move on to the next question.

If you want to have a little fun... post your answers as spoilers for others to read.


1. Speaking of giraffes... how do you put a giraffe into the refrigerator?



2. How do you put an elephant into the refrigerator?



3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?



4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?



Not sure how true this statment is but.... Supposedly according to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals don't have the brains of a four-year-old.

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In Christ,
brother Sonnie

Come on now... I know you guys ain't scared.

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In Christ,
brother Sonnie

OK. I got the first three right but failed the fourth. I was thinking about taking the elephant out of the fridge, putting it in the water, and using it as a boat. Silly me...

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--Laura

O Lord, I know the way of man is not in himself; It is not in man who walks to direct his own steps.
Jeremiah 10:23 (NKJV)

Do elephants float?

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In Christ,
brother Sonnie

the fridge, not the elephant, silly!!!

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--Laura

O Lord, I know the way of man is not in himself; It is not in man who walks to direct his own steps.
Jeremiah 10:23 (NKJV)

heehee

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In Christ,
brother Sonnie